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Birthday: 1/26/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: Being In love with all things Engalnd. Hating Cottage Cheese. Being Misunderstood quite frequently. Traveling to Foriegn Lands. Theology.
Expertise: Going up to the line looking at it and not going over it.
Occupation: Other
Industry: Nonprofit
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AIM:  aintgotnogrammer
Member Since:
11/1/2004
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| I hate the fact that everyone has a blog... www.yourname.com or www.coolname.com, kinda like www.ihearditfirst.org
rufferdaddy
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| I have decided this summer as far as almost everything Hollywood goes
it has sucked. Now before you disagree with almost everything I say
(because lets just face it, this summer's entertainment has been less
than amazing) remember this one important fact. I know that my grammar
and punctuation is bad possibly even worse that this summer poor
attempt at entertaining. (ok not that bad)
Do you want to now
why the Movie industry can't make as much money as they used to? It
isn't because movies are to cheap ($9.50 is robbery) it lies in one
simple fact. Hollywood has given up, simply put what did they give to
us this summer that was original? (before you interject I am talking
about blockbuster not indie garbage).
Pirates of the Caribbean (Sequel) + (I might add that the originality of Hollywood is coming from Disney land rides)
I
guess I am not entirely fit to make a justified review of this movie (I
fell asleep) but none the less here are some facts from the movie that
made it suck
1. Orlando Bloom is the worst actor in Hollywood
2. Kiera Knightly is a man
3. How did they bring the Rolling stones guitarist back to life?
4. There might be a forth
5. It was made
On a positive note Davey Jones looked amazing
Spider Man 3 (Sequel)
Dancing spider man + guy from that 70's show + cheese = suckfest 3
Fantastic Four 4 (Sequel)
Shrek 3 (Sequel)
Harry Potter 9 (Sequel)
Die Hard 4 (Sequel)
Bourne ultimatum (Sequel)
Evan Almighty (Sequel)
Hollywood is losing money because they think they can just throw slop at us and we will eat it. How about some originality...
"But Scotty what about Transformers?"
Glad you asked.
In the fashion of John Chandler I now write an open letter to Michael Bay
Dear Mr. Bay
Thank
you for taking my favorite childhood cartoon and ruining it. The thing
that disappointed me the most was the advertising, are you serious Mr.
Bay?!!! If we are to believe that the Transformers are an intelligent
technological race why on earth did they turn in to American cars? Oh
goodie I get to turn into a car; lets make sure its the worst kind...
American Automobiles? They are called AutoBots not BreakDownBots. Am I
to believe that all the Autobots got together and said "hey I know the
USA car market has been suffering so lets make our selves into GM's."
Of course the bad guy was a ford. Honda? Toyota? Nissan? Second, if the
AutoBots really cared about us humans do you think they would turn into
the least fuel efficient vehicle on the road? How bout a hybrid Jazz or
bumble bee? If you they cared about the humans why do they want to
destroy there earth by doing 8mpg? Again a quick run down of all things
that ruined the movie. by the way Mr. Bay what do you drive maybe a GM?
1. Last time I checked there were more than 5 Autobots
2. MegaTron should be a gun
3. Transformers Shoot Lasers
4. Humans don't kill transformers period
5. Autobots can fly
6. Megatron and optimus fought for two seconds
7. Oh yeah last time I checked it's all about the energon Cubes
By the way the special effects were Awesome
Real quick - a review off all things politics
Hillary - You
Obama - Are
McCain - All
Guiliani - Puppets
Oh and Bush, you thought you couldn't piss people off even more, shame on you
Now the women of Hollywood
Paris - Drunk Skank
Lohan - Crazy Skank
Richie - Preganat Skank
Spears - Skank Skank
And Last but not least, Music
I don't even care for two reasons
1. If fall out boy is famous then commenting on music is worthless
2. I like Guns and Roses and meat loaf so im pretty sure my opinion doesn't count
Scotty
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| Check out our new camp video
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| So I am Sick again whats the dang deal. I just had a Birthday and I am 25. I do feel old, not like my body but in my mind it makes me think wow thats sad all these years and how have I changed the world? Not Much. To be much more positive Heather was just here for 8 days! It was Awesome, A quick run down, Malibu, Phoenix Suns, Hiking Mountains, Nick Byble, Brilliant weather, relaxing and Tons of amazing food. To say the least I wish it was still last week. Ryan Morrow will be here Thursday and we go to winter camp should be really good. I also enlisted our new intern into my workout program, he will be ripped for sure. I got the new Relient K not great but time tells. To Summarize I am old and sick, Heather is great and Winter Camp!
I love Redvines
Scotty
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| Seriously I have never felt so busy but it has been awesome because junk is getting done. The band has been playing show so many in fact my finger is bleeding. But new stuff is happening at church so pretty jazzed and i'm actually feeling in really good shape. So next time my kcc friends see me hopefully they won't ask if i have put on some pounds. Heather Miles is coming to visit on sat that is going to be awesome, much fun to be had. My car sucks it breaks down a lot. I don't care about football right now. I can't wait for the New Reliant K, they are good to me sorry. Matt J, Matt H, and Eric De, were just here and we had a blast eric wouldn't quit talking with a mexican accent it was quite annoying but funny. They Brought me ale 8, my mom called me at 8 in the morning this week and stressed me out. I love my mom. I recently found out that my brother reads this, Hi Ryan. I saw the pursuit of happiness and it was good but i also feel the need never to watch it again. The office episode last week was probably the best I had ever seen. That whats Going on and I had the best New Years Of my Life.
love
scotty
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